SQUEEZIE VS NATURE
By Micah Moen
Hi ! How are you ? We are with Mamytwink and François -Hello – Florian had a brilliant idea, he told me, “man it would be funny to do a video where we’re trying to survive a night in the forest with nothing, a kind of man vs wild” improvised. and what’s cool is that François has special skills to survive in hostile natural environment That’s right ? Yeah that’s right it’s a bit of my passion is what I like to do in life – have you … been scout or not? -well not at all. -We have reached the middle of a forest okay ? That’s why there is this beautiful view, we walked over during many hours for that. It’s wrong, I am a big liar, hello -We walked an hour -An hour? -An hour -Hey it’s crazy ! That exhausted me We just got here and I’m very happy, we can begin to survive in hostile environment For this first step we need to find a place to build our habitat. A flat surface where we won’t roll or fall over during our sleep which would be a terrible thing and we will build over us with branches, moss, leaves. A real shelter not to get the rain during the night since, it is raining today as I speak I am saving time, because my colleagues are doing all the work and I am not helping them never go with me in the nature!
Look they’re working. Ah it’s perfect! Well the first step was actually made without my help. We’re going to put a small tripod that we’ll build and … -No but it looks like it’s simple Well here we’ll build a small tripod, then we’ll install electricity at that tree right there.
-We test, then, guys you are lying down Lucas do you have a favourite place? Do you sleep on the left or right side, in your bed usually? Do you prefer this weed or this twig? -ok does it feel good?
-I just want to show a technique because I don’t really want to get dirty, you don’t mind right? I’m really well
-So here we’ll be lying there like that so the tripod is to be put behind us … ok -ok thanks Lucas.
-I was feeling it, Sorry. This place is comfort enough so I’m happy. It’s time for the second stage -There we need to provide a tripod for hanging the timber that’ll go to the tree on the other hand We’ll brought back the bags to establish the base camp here
-Excellent We’re fine alone. FRANÇOIS !!! So, I can’t help it. Ah! let’s go we’re going to help this man is useless -Sorry excuse me. -Please -We will pull it so that one it will come to me It’s a fail one of the three branches gave way under the weight it was a little too dead, that’s why we need to find branches that aren’t dead, otherwise they are too fragile and they break. But it doesn’t mean that, you should pull the branches off of trees We only use wood that is already on the ground. Go second test go! – Maybe you want some help, because I am having fun, but I see that you’re suffering.
– Well what you can redo as earlier I’ll pull it up and you’ll go there and you’re going to pass me the rope
– With pleasure, but stop swinging this rope to my head
twice already! Ah, I can’t stand it anymore Incredible
-Here we’ve got a tripod
-So we still can’t make Podcasts in our room but fortunately we can sleep in the forest he is tired Joking aside, we must finish the stage 2. Basically we’ve created a support which has an horizontal timber over 1m80cm from the ground up and now we’ve got to put these branches here to there, along the horizontal one and then cover everything with leaves, twigs, corpses, full of diverse and varied things to protect us from the weather Tatata I am currently in the shelter and frankly it’s a good job, ’cause it’s neat. Right guys, it is well insulated ?! We’ve got a small natural smell of greenery I feel like we’re gonna sleep well, that’s for sure We’ve got a flint, which we’ll rub to lit a fire, that we found in the forest
We’re really lucky one is obliged to have a minimum of gear with us. It won’t prevents the difficulty though, it will be hard to find wood that can ignite There is no dry wood and then it rained like crazy so everything is perfectly wet. Basically we’ve got to grab the thick pieces of woods and then to cut and chop the inside which is dry. To have enough logs for the entire evening, my job will be to do exactly as I am doing here To make a small shelter to suspend the logs over the fire. In order to have
sufficient dry wood. We’re gonna have to work, we will do that you and I. Let’s go 1.. Alright, so we’ve got our three pieces of timber Oh fuck, see that, it’s working well Damn, I’m proud of myself. It’s as if, I was a child Let’s go, we’re gonna make a tripod of awesome quality, that’ll impress François Moment of truth, I uprising the second tripod.
Have I succeeded my mission, to the end? Will François be proud of me tonight?! I should have done correctly See?! Normally as I actually played “the forest” well, it’s staying up. – François are you happy?
– Perfect – we have two beautiful tripod -it looks like i’m 8years old -It will fall -What who will fall? -This there -But there’s nothing that will fall. Now, we’ll be able to hang things here above the fire. In order for it to dry I managed my mission, François has almost finished preparing the wood for the fire and Florian finished the insulation -It’s a damn fine team job
-Yeah, yeah Dude, we’re so “nolifes” we managed to build shelter in the one square meter where there’s 3g, in this entire forest Awesome. They’ll come in and we’ll see their reactions. -Good, you’re fine there or not?
-I am great Friends, night is falling and we’ll finally turn this damn fire on
It’s the most stressful stage Why ? because if we can not turn it on, we won’t eat tonight here is truly where all the work about making this huge pile of dry logs will come in handy nothing could be more satisfying than to successfully start the fire.
Are you ready guys?
– just go Damn it’s stressful guys Guys, guys, guys, it’s gonna take Come on, ignite, ignite babe.
Guys I am making the first fire of my life. Well, I mean without using lighters or matches. It ain’t bad, what’s happening
– quite good yeah
-This fire will become adult It’s official this fire became a teenager and it will soon be adult Now, is the time to discover this famous prime beef rib.
it’s so beautiful We will cut little bits, I think this piece is so huge.
He actually told the butcher “I want the whole animal please” it’s in place, guys we approach the goal
Do you get what is happening? – do you have a fork or not ?
– normally, yes i do They don’t care.
Wait what’s that you got, can I see? Wait, you’ve got Spork it’s amazing ! it’s time to inaugurate the ball, can I have the spork? Let’s go Perfect, the meat is freaking tasty. You can feel, that it’s has been through a butcher, I mean a real butcher -I have something for you Lucas, wait don’t move Don’t put too much, it’s strong OK Friends, we’ve just finished our meal. Now it’s very dark, and we’re lucky to be in a forest In brief, I proposed to Florian to enjoy this incredible scenery. Eventually you’ll come to camp with us.
– Let’s go for a small night-time exploration Ok we just found a small cavity
Dude, if you get caught by a monster I run Oh, man, wow man! Why didn’t we came here?
It really is a cave It’s great, it’s only when we’ve finished establishing our base camp.That we find a better place Well, it might be less fun. Aster-all we don’t know, maybe it’s owned by a bear it is really perfect it looks like it was carved by a guy.
Well, so it’s our little night-time discovery, and we’re quite happy Look all of you, François really is a good dude. We get back to the camp and surprise… sleeping bags are ready in the cabin! Hi, today is my first night to sleep with two men – thank you guys for that day, it was wicked.
– Lucas thank you what’s is tomorrow’s wake up time?
7 am? very well good night to you all Tomorrow’s gonna be so hard Hey, we just woke up.
We’ve got to get down the mountain to go grab a train It’s freaking cold, oh gosh it’s freaking cold What you need to know is that we’re in our briefs within our sleeping bags. And now, we’ve got to get out of these sleeping bags. Friends, It’s time to officially end this video We’ll go back home, in our warm places. It really was wicked A 1000 thanks to you.Wait I am like 8 meters from you. It’s like we ain’t even friends It was crazy, I hadn’t done that in years. Well, I hadn’t done that at all, without a summer camp monitor The last time, I was 12. And it really was fulfilling. You know to be in nature like that a little disconnected but not too much that you can run one or two games of a “HearthStone” to feel good To build stuff, that was very cool To witness, that with just two bits of twigs and some string you can, you can make a small shelter. Well it really was fun, and it was wicked to be the three of us yeah exactly, there is a mood among friends. It’s really cool, It’s so nice, very nice Even if I haven’t slept that well
Even if Mamytwink farted all night long You should know that he farted 1 humongous one No shit, you know I love farts, but that one was crazy. He really put me good. A thousand thanks for this possibility bim high five! We’ll need to get back, I don’t know when. But soon, we’ll get back for the “friends in the cave” See you soon friends, don’t hesitate to give this video an upvote. If you liked it, you should give a look to MamyTwink and François’ channels. I send you a maximum of love. And see you soon in the next video That is, is that a good ending sentence?
I am not sure, I am not satisfied!