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If Trump Goes Down, He’s Bringing Mike Pence With Him

If Trump Goes Down, He’s Bringing Mike Pence With Him

By Micah Moen 100 Comments October 8, 2019


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. THE LOOMING–
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU CANNOT KEEP A FRIDAY CROWD
DOWN. THAT’S WHAT I KNOW.( CHEERS )
CAN’T DO IT.>>Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT? THE LOOMING STORY IN AMERICA
RIGHT NOW IS THE LOOMING IMPEACHMENT OF DONALD TRUMP
OVER HIS DOCUMENTED AND REPEATED EFFORTS– CONFESSED EFFORTS–
TO GET FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS TO INTERFERE IN OUR ELECTION BY
DIGGING UP DIRT ON JOE BIDEN. BUT IF HE’S GOING DOWN, HE’S
BRINGING A PLUS ONE.( LAUGHTER )
AND IT’S VICE PRESIDENT AND ONLY ATTENDEE OF CALIFORNIA’S “BORING
MAN” FESTIVAL, MIKE PENCE.( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
WE’RE LEARNING– WE’RE LEARNING
THAT TRUMP INVOLVED PENCE IN EFFORTS TO PRESSURE UKRAINE’S
LEADER– THIS, AFTER TRUMP’S PHONE CALL
TO UKRAINE WHERE HE SAID, “YOU WANT MILITARY AID? FIRST INVESTIGATE THE BIDENS.” PENCE MEETS WITH ZELENSKY AND
HE SAYS, “HEY, NO MILITARY AID UNLESS YOU INVESTIGATE
CORRUPTION.” DID THAT MEAN BIDEN? WELL, HERE’S THE THING: PENCE
HAD TO HAVE KNOWN IT MEANT BIDEN, BECAUSE HIS TOP NATIONAL
SECURITY ADVISER LISTENED IN ON THE ORIGINAL CALL, AND PENCE
WAS GIVEN A TRANSCRIPT OF THE CALL. SO WHAT’S HIS EXCUSE? OFFICIALS CLOSE TO PENCE SAY
PENCE MET WITH ZELENSKY, PROBABLY WITHOUT HAVING READ–
OR AT LEAST FULLY REGISTERED THE TRANSCRIPT. SO HE PROBABLY DIDN’T READ THE
CRIME, UNLESS HE DID, IN WHICH CASE, HE PROBABLY DIDN’T
UNDERSTAND THE CRIME. THAT’S LIKE SAYING, “OFFICER,
YOU CAN’T GIVE ME A TICKET. I PROBABLY DIDN’T READ THE STOP
SIGN.( LAUGHTER )
OR IF I DID, I DIDN’T REGISTER WHAT IT SAID. I MEAN, HOW COULD I? I WAS DOING 90 THROUGH THAT
SCHOOL ZONE!”( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
SO– SO– ♪ TELL ME WHY, WHY, WHY ♪
SO WE DON’T KNOW IF MIKE PENCE IS A PARTICIPANT OR A PATSY,
WHICH MEANS IT’S TIME TO PLAY AMERICA’S FAVORITE GAME:
>>”CORRUPT OR DUMB!”>>Stephen: WELCOME TO “CORRUPT
OR DUMB.” LET’S FIND OUT. IS THIS MEMBER OF THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION CORRUPT OR DUMB? AND
( BELL RINGING ) IT’S BOTH!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK GOD IT’S ALWAYS BOTH. AND THIS HAS BEEN “CORRUPT OR
DUMB!” OF COURSE, THE REIGNING CHAMPION
OF “CORRUPT OR DUMB” IS TRUMP PERSONAL ATTORNEY AND BABY
LEARNING HOW BABIES ARE MADE( LAUGHTER )
RUDY GIULIANI. GIULIANI WENT ON THE FOX NEWS
THIS WEEK TO DISCUSS THE ONGOING WHISTLEBLOWER CASE, BUT AT ONE
POINT, HE WAS SO INCOHERENT, HE EVEN SEEMED TO CONFUSE HIMSELF.>>LET’S SUPPOSE, JUST SUPPOSE,
THAT THIS WHOLE THING– WITH THE WITCH HUNT– THE– WITCH HUNT. WHAT DO WE CALL THEM, THE WITCH
HUNTER.>>IT’S ELECTION INTERFERENCE
THAT THE–>>THE GUY WHO PUT THE COMPLAINT
OUT.>>WHISTLEBLOWER.>>THE ANONYMOUS–
>>WHISTLEBLOWER.>>I’M SORRY, I DON’T MEAN TO
DEMEAN HIM AT ALL. HE MAY BE TELLING THE TRUTH.>>Stephen: (AS GIULIANI)
“AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, SEE IF THE WITCH HUNTER CAN FIND THE
WITCH THAT DID THIS TO ME. I WASN’T ALWAYS A LYING GHOUL. I’M AN 11-YEAR-OLD BOY TRAPPED
IN GIULIANI’S BODY. IT’S ME, BRANDON, MOMMY! IT’S ME! HELP!”
BUT JUST BECAUSE( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT’S A TRUE STORY. THAT’S A TRUE STORY. THAT HAPPENED TO A GUY I KNOW. THAT HAPPENED TO A GUY I KNOW. BUT JUST BECAUSE RUDY IS BAD AT
HIS JOB, DOESN’T MEAN HE’S NOT WORKING. HE ALSO SENT A SERIES OF TEXTS
TO A REPORTER WHO ASKED HIM, “WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO
NEXT?” TO WHICH HE REPLIED, “LOOKING AT
A JAW SUIT TO END LAWLESS ACTION.” SHOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM–
GIULIANI IS ENTIRELY JAW AND SUIT.( LAUGHTER )
THEN RUDY TEXTED HIS BRILLIANT MASTER PLAN. THE REPORTER ASKED, “WHO ARE YOU
GOING TO SUE?” TO WHICH GIULIANI REPLIES, “THE
SWAMP. ‘TRUMP V THE SWAMP.'”
THEN SHE ASKS, “HOW DO YOU SUE THE SWAMP?”
AND GIULIANI REPLIES, “IN FEDERAL COURT.”( LAUGHTER )
OKAY, OKAY, SURE. BUT IF TRUMP REALLY WANTS TO SUE
A SWAMP IN FEDERAL COURT, HE’S GOING TO NEED A BETTER LAWYER
THAN RUDY GIULIANI. AND I THINK I KNOW JUST THE
TEAM.>>ARE YOU AN EMBATTLED
PRESIDENT FACING A FAST-MOVING IMPEACHMENT INVESTIGATION?>>DID YOU FORGET TO DRAIN THE
SWAMP AND NOW NEED TO TAKE LEGAL ACTION AGAINST SAID SWAMP IN A
COURT OF LAW?>>THEN CALL US!>>GALINO AND FARNES. WE’RE WASHINGTON, D.C.’S
PREMIERE PRIVATE ATTORNEYS FOR SUING SEMIAQUATIC BIOMES.>>MARSHES, BOGGS, ESTUARIES AND
DELTAS. EVEN FEDERALLY PROTECTED
WETLANDS. NOT SO PROTECTED NOW, ARE YOU
BIG SHOT.>>SO CALL US TODAY BECAUSE
WE’RE WILLING TO GET WET FOR YOU!>>THAT CAME OUT WRONG.>>OR DID IT? ♪ GALINO AND FARNES
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

100 Comments found

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Cheryl Mcwilliams

I notice all the Trump dummies like his lawyers are always on fox. The only station that likes Trump.

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Nicholas Newland

How u got any thumbs down8

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-Most Hated-

A lot of people were afraid of this happening. Something would happen to Trump and Pence is there to take over which is much much worse than Trump imo. If you believe in talking snakes, immaculate conception, and people rising from the dead (magic)
You're not fit to lead nothing.

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businesslaw JohnJames

Took the kids to go play in the park and they end up playing in the water fountain October 6 2019sunday 4:40,pm

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Curtis Forbes

Steven Colbert was funny until he started hanging with Jeffery Epstein. Trump started telling Colbert and Epstein they should stay on terror island and they turned against him.

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Lynne Guice

When are you going to do something that changes things that are BAD into something GOOD? So if the individual#1 was an average older senior citizen with Alzheimer's disease or a person who has lived lots longer than others born with Downs SYNDROME.wouldnt A.P.S. BE CALLED? WOULDN'T HE BE ENTITLED TO TO A 72 HOUR HOLD& EVALUATION OF HIS MENTAL CAPABILITIES.SHOULDNT. HE BE COVERED BY MEDICARE AND MEDICAID SERVICES FOR SENIOR CITIZENS? WHY DO YOU NOT TAKE CHARGE OF HIM AND GIVE HIM HIS RIGHTS AS A SENIOR CITIZEN WITH DISABILITIES.IM SURE HE IS COVERED.IF NOT BRING HIM IN AS AN ALIEN RACE& GET HIM ON WELFARE AS AN IMMIGRANT FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY.NOW.DO IT!!!!

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Carole Smith

If Trump is impeached, Pence will pardon him. If Pence is not the Pres. it'll be Pelosi; first female President of the USA.

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Adele O'Neill

Seth Meyers , Steven Colbert and Trevor Noah are the true news!.
,so much more entertaining than Canadian news.

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Heleve Joergon

Trump and Pence are both anti-critical-thinking. One fake panders to the evangelical right while the other believes in gay conversion therapy. As fucked up as the left is at the moment, it's far better than this mess.

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Freedom isn't Free

The media and Stephen never talks about all the great Democrat policies that will make people's life better. That would be funny.

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Willa Habersham

Colbert show will be over without Trump also

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wright gregson

and Pence is the holier than thou ass who wont go to dinner unless his wife is there.

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molson12oz

There's probably a HUNDRED more thrilling unconstitutional,illegal,or immoral scoops for busy reporters.A treasure trove of Front Page headlines,each new scandal even worse than the 87 before it,Daytime Ratings grabbers ! Look what he did now! Look ! No ! Look over here, my scandal is worse !

This one is gonna take a while to clean up, the mess goes deep and involves many more Trumpov people.It's about time.

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Dennis Singson

Guinness books of world record dumbest us president

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garry henson

You corrupt morons stop taking my comments down Trump 2020 you losers

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Gofuckyourself Nicely

Ummmm… the only reason Presuhdent Gump would want anyone doing any digging would be to exhume Stephen Miller Band and Rudely Fooliani's coffins.
Anyway, must dash – Mike's Pence has asked for help practising his "smug face" but I think he's managing just fine….

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Terry Oesch

Hollywood reared jesters never go off track

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Nomre Name

I like it when tRump goes down. I don't tell him when I'm about to cum either.

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Here to help

__________Note to democrats: Hate in not a position or platform……give me a reason to vote libertard….

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Alberto Garcia

MIKE PENCE IS A SESAME STREET PUPPET

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ivan cai

Everything Trump touches, it turns in to s..t

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B's MadMoney

LOL!!! 不不不
THE PEOPLE THAT CLICKED

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Deo Panganiban

If they win against THE SWAMP, they're going to have all the snakes and alligators to put in their non-exixtent border moat…that's it!

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Kim Holtby

That 'confusion' was almost certainly deliberate. They would much rather people think 'Witch Hunter' than 'Whistleblower'

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flashkraft

If Trump Goes Down.
The machine breaks down.
If the machine breaks down. We break down.

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Frank Thomas

It just go to show you ,you can be loyal to Orange Idiot all you want but HE WILL THROW YOU UNDER THE BUS TO SAVE HIS ON PATHETIC FAT ASS

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EnderZ13

So we don't have criminals in the White House; we have idiots. Comforting.

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Lilac Lizard

Can anyone tell me how the American system works & if this means that potentially both trump and pence can be impeached at the same time, for the same crime, & Presidency flow straight to Peloski if they're found guilty?
I'm from Australia, so don't have a clue (although possible none of you know either on something as untested as this I guess). All I know is that your politics is FAR more interesting/entertaining than ours lol

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David Ryan

The last thing loser Colbert wants is Trump to go down, because then he would have to come up with some real material.

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eli M

I read the script I really don't understand where is the crime. These shows are making comedy based on a virtual reality created by fake news media …

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rich tracy

Oh Colbert still dreaming I see impeachment will never happen in case you cant read it takes a super majority in the house and senate. Last I looked republicans run the senate. Ps remember who got trump elected you know us wallmart shopping gun toting deplorables we are coming out in force in 2020 and we outnumber you 10 to one . Cant wait to see your face!!!!!!

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minitanksandchairs

"taking" Pence with him.

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1Tomrider

"Donald tRump is loyal!" Remember hearing that? Likely started by him – "I'm more loyal than anyone!" tRump is loyal. Until he isn't. And that takes all the force of a butterfly's wings. You would have to search long and hard in our prison system to find a worse person.

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Melchizedek Phuah Siow Jin

No limits to the stupidity of the Trump Shithouse. Edit: Rudy is also has that ability, thus he fits in.

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Gina Kay

R.I.C.O …HOW ABOUT A VISIT TO BRIBERY TRUMP STYLE #GOOHLIANNIEGOTOJAIL

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Gina Kay

EVEN RICH REDUMMYCUNTS WILL WANT HIM GONE BY NEXT YEAR.

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Richard Dastrup

Oh no we have a cheer leader in house Colbert the cheer leader. A story that's gets old on and on . The same monologue. So sad to see a no talent guy on a life line.

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Un Redacted

tRump reminds me or "lord" zortog from the cartoon Space Chimps…

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mike fuston

sorry libs trump isnt going anywhere and hillary will never be president

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Eazy Street

Mike Pence thinks Jesus is a ATM.

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Sandra J Gobely

#ImpeachTrumpNow

#ProChoice

#25thAmendment

#Bernie2020

#Resist

#WaterIsLife

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Jones Factor

Republicans dont like to read: mueller report, phone call transcripts, the constitution….

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Jones Factor

Hes telling the truth because we have the recordings to prove it. Great lawyer. Lol

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DarkstarAndrew01

LOL! Both!

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Logan

What if this is Trump's way of keeping his campaign promise? He's about to drain the swamp!
DRAIN THE SWAMP!

DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DDRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!RAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!DRAIN THE SWAMP!

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Samson Victor

Make episode on CURRENT KASHMIR issue #colbert

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Benjamin Lavineway

mike pence made 1.3k fake accounts to dislike this video with

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dancepiglover

That idiotic text exchange sounds like it'd be from SNL or something. It's the kind of thing someone would write to make Giuliani sound stupid.

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James Frank

As a racing driver I can tell you that you can read signs at 90mph

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Thatone Dude

Pence is fully complicit in actions against our constitution.

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James Frank

I'd like to see Rudy serving process notices to alligators in the Everglades since he wants to sue the swamp…Just set them in their mouths…

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Mitch Besser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmjrTcYMqBM

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Frank Fuentes

trump, pence and pompous pompeo are all going down. Whose next in line of succession? You guessed it . The next President Nancy Pelosi

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Adrienne Fenner

He's going down and bringing a plus one 不

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Andrew Owens

People keep saying that Trump and Co. are playing the long game; that this is all part of their plan. But when your legal counsole literally suggests he's going to "sue the swamp" then seriously you cannot believe these people have a far-reaching plan. These are a bunch of idiots throwing shit at the wall and hoping it sticks.

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Wisco Kidd

Impeachment time for Trump began January 20, 2017, so the sooner the better to get it done.

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Bruce strkland

Straw that broke the camel's back?? White boy's don't rat on one of their own

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DR Groce

Trump is a criminal and everything he touches goes bankrupt and morally bankrupt.

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Sarah Peck

Actually, the dems do…they WANT to take out Biden as they attempt to impeach Trump thus propping up Hillary Clinton… after all the witch is being resurrected from her evil grave! Already on the rounds of MSM.

The game of party politics is stupidity AND corruption from both sides and yet the sheep are still asleep…WAKE UP FOOLS!

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bodoti qwiu

"Corrupt or Dumb?" Answer: Yes.

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Good Golly Miss Polly

I'm going to have bad dreams about Giuliani's expression.

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Elaine Ferry

That is what we want in our government officials, people that do not read the documents but just forge ahead into crime!

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Stephanie James

Trump is a weak, illegitimate president making America weaker by the day. He serves a foreign leader he considers "very strong," a leader who is an emeny of the USA. This is indefensible. Nothing Trump does makes sense unless you factor in how it makes Russia stronger.

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Soggy In Seattle

Doesnt matter has guilty or how good the evidence, the Senate will never impeach.

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Seema Seema

If Trump takes Pence down with him, it leaves Speaker of the House next in line for the Presidency and that would be Ms Pelosi!

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Jill

Right S.C……we don't need no Pence in the People's White House…. I take a nap….to stay up for Late Night.
I'm 70 !

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Russ The Troubadour

Love the old stick microphone as Gene Rayburn used on Match Game.

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Frank Lopez

If trump goes down it would be cool if he brought down all the corrupt criminal democrats and republicans . that would be Amazing.

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Victor Indicud

ANDREW YANG 2020

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afutla qian

"Corrupt or Dumb?" Answer: Yes.

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Ron Lee

Classic

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stilz0

Trump relies on 3 principles: Denial, Deflection, and Deception. Almost forgot, Bully!

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David Fleming

With the impeachment taking place it looks as if Trump won't be able to save himself let alone his staff members yes it's a sure bet he'll drag them down into jail with him he would want them to take the blame for what he has done while in office like Pence Moscow Mitch and Barr even Giuliani Sad fact that the whiny little rich over grown baby won't except responsibility for the trouble he put himself into

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Myrlie

Omg which hunter! I was laughing so hard!

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mark anderson

and Rick Perry, Pompeo, Ghouliani and anyone else that doesnt seek immunity for testimony

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Steve Cole

The Whitehouse took out the tallest tree on the front lawn, after trump got elected. I was saddened by this. Our founding fathers must have planted this. The reason it was removed was that it was compromising the very foundation of the building, where
It flourished for so long.
If it were still here today it would be called ,the hanging tree..

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Loki's Buddy

Pretty obvious Ghouliani got his dentures from a swamp!

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George Orwell

Witchhunter, one more of the manipulation tricks to change public opinion. She should have said something like :"[witchhunter …] , oh yea the guy bringing the treason to surface that this one corrupt dude – keep forgetting his name- the cheater….. TRMUP…. yea right the cheater, of course I dont mean to diminish him. Gosh he sucks, but dont forgett he is not playing to us as a crowd!

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SandyRiverBlue

It's an unfair assessment. With as much as a vice president should have on his table, it's unfair to expect him to read the transcripts for all of the president's phone calls on top of everything else. Don't get me wrong, I hate everything Mike Pence stands for. He is an exemplar of our human nature. That terrible part of ourselves that leads us to stick our noses in the business of our neighbors and enforce our own beliefs to the detriment of others; An ongoing attempt to hurt people who are otherwise harming nobody. That said, I choose to hold him to the same standard I would want to be held to.

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Felix DaSilva

So if another country has information about bad people, don't take it? Democrats =hypocrites

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Walter Pearlman

What will be Colberts shicht in 2024 ???

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Tye Tass

Orange man bad

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G M Bligh-Shuck

Pence looks like a windup toy every time I see him repeat Trump's talking points word for word..does he have a brain of his own? lol

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shot forshot

Sheila Jackson Lee is both corrupt and dumb…..

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s b

Can't stand this guy.

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Dave Cacolici

Law enforcement has always preached to us poor, ignorant slobs that negligence is not a defense.

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Emily Roberts

This excites me, because if both Trump and Pence are impeached and kicked out, Nancy Pelosi becomes president. She's not perfect but she's practically Obama when compared to the psychotic pumpkin and Satan's personal gay rights hit squad.

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quest 77051

God help us all lol

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Lumturi Meko

Mike Pence has been down seance a beginning as a vice president

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Cam MacGregor

Colbert is such a f**kin' idiot

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jfmauto

Colbert is a CLOWN, by all means. But getting your news from a CLOWN is, pretty much what mainstream news media is all about.

Remember the Russian collusion delusion for 2 + years?

Then the most recent comedy act, of reading the Transcripted Presidential call by Adam Schiff, which in his own words he called it Parody. SMH!

CLOWNS CLOWNS AND MORE CLOWNS.

Sorry clowns, sad clowns, mad clowns, outraged clowns, but where are the funny clowns? They all immigrated to the Democrat party.

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Shiva's Chimera

I guess it is important to know that down is up and up is down.
Dont care which way he goes…or his super trooper's….
Trust is dying and it's not a money thing. It's a faith.

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Albe Van Hanoy

I missed the Galino and Farnes segments.

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Sahara Reyes

Ir Trump hora down he Will take the whole rep party

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nieooj gotoy

Brings down Pence with him Sounds good to me!!

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rich tracy

Hey Indians Im afraid you are listening to cnn or msnbc or maybe fox . Do your own research all these stations have an agenda do you really think Americans want open borders or wall street wants a wealth tax or people getting their guns taken away never going to happen . Small countys across America will be out in force this election and they outnumber us 10 to 1 !!!!!

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Paul Balice

Bernie's back from the attack feel the burns in his shorts from eating to many Chipotle black eyed peas pappy and Elvis from "The Dixie Fryer" days cartoon. Trump 2020 & Jr 2024 for the big win.

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Ryan Norcross

Cool story bro

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karl wheelock

Don't worry about Pence and Trump you going to have a comedy show with Biden Obama and Clinton know your Crooks .

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Dan Lee

I hope and pray their cancerous White House term will die a quick death.

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